I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He did a backflip because drugs
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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