porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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