Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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