I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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