just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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