Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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