okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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