You kept calling me your small dog last night.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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