How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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