Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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