I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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