You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm jealous of your bromance
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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