I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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