What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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