would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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