I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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