She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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