90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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