so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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