I heard we made out
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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