i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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