this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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