you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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