if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I puked a lego.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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