Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I wear drunk well.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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