quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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