I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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