im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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