I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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