Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Couch. On fire.
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