"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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