fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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