2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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