Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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