he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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