i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Randomize
