You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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