so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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