Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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