David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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