My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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