Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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