just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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