Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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