I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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