its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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