nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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