Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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