So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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