I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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