He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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