I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
is it fun? or sober?
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