I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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